Thursday, June 25, 2015

Calling Elmer Fudd

If you’ve noticed more bunnies in your yard this spring and summer, you’re not alone. Powt Chawlotte is ovewwun with wascawy wabbits. Where’s Elmer Fudd when you need him?

We're in a Beatrix Potter storyland, herds of bunnies hopping about where there were none a year ago. I know the family of four living under our hibiscus bush so intimately that I’ve named them Flopsy, Mopsy, Cottontail, and Peter. Our dogs now ignore them, considering them slow-moving lawn ornaments. I may sew them little outfits. God knows, they freeze for long enough that I’d have no trouble dressing them.

Why so many rabbits this year?

Here’s what we know: They are Eastern cottontails, because of their telltale white tails. We also know that they breed like, um, rabbits—year round, with each female bearing as many as 50 kittens (baby bunnies) annually. Their survival rate this year has apparently been mind-boggling.

Rehabilitation specialist Amy Rhoads, at Peace River Wildlife Center in Punta Gorda, theorized that, because the food supply is unchanged, the level of predation in our area must be down. More bobcats hit by cars, fewer hawks, less breeding among feral cats, that sort of thing. She suggested I call Florida Fish and Wildlife, who immediately forwarded me to an emergency field agent because they thought I said, “More rabid.”  

“No, no. More rabbits. Bunny rabbits,” I explained.

“Oh, we don’t handle rabbits.”

“But they’re wildlife,” I reasoned.

That went nowhere. “You want the Florida Department of Agriculture,” the agent suggested.

The lady at FDA sympathized, but said things could be worse. We could have bears ravaging our garbage cans, like she does.  She recommended the local Extension Service.

Charlotte County Extension Service horticulturist Tom Becker said that he and Director Ralph Mitchell had been discussing the bunny situation that very day, before setting out a trial bed of caladium—luckily for them, not a bunny delicacy. Tom’s hypothesis on the matter: The early growth of underbrush this spring, in combination with lower levels of predation, has protected more young bunnies. But he was intrigued enough to ask where we live and pass the information along to the master biologist.


Meanwhile, I guess we can live with them. They don’t eat much. And they’re cute.